Wifi Digger

A girl that is only with you because of wifi

See that wifi digger over there, she's only talking to him because he has a hotspot

by JPG0nz0 September 1, 2016

Wified Up

The act of being in a very serious relationship with a girl and acting like one does when married.

Damn! Look at Tyrone all wified up. He doesn't even come out and hang with the guys anymore.

by sexlover0909 January 22, 2012

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016

WiFi Drafting

Coined in 2010 by J Guenon to describe the act of using another vehicle's wifi while driving closely to and in parallel with that vehicle. The vehicle may be another car, a bus, or a train.

I was Wifi Drafting a commuter train that runs parallel to the main road. I have the screen shots to prove it.

by FirmCalves August 25, 2011

Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

wesley wifi

poor

bruvvvv you have wesley wifi

by nigletsoup April 22, 2020

kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018