White Knighting typically occurs when their are two men and one girl. White Knighting is easy to spot and very annoying when you are trying to get laid with a crappy wingman.
White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.
White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.
Jim: Hey babe, you wanna go back to my place? I'll make you some food.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.
by Lord_Edward October 28, 2009
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The Government tore apart the Klan and the White Knights prevailed.
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My great grandfather was a proud member of the Klan. I carry out his legacy as a member of the White Knights of America.
by The_Legacy April 7, 2011
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One player accidentally killed another when they jumped in front of them when they were fully aimed. The player in question was immediately white knighted. It only took seconds before the entire team were white knighting and we lost because everyone was too busy fighting each other to fight the enemy.
by camo_man September 7, 2020
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Male: "Yeah, I brought her back, fucked her, then white knighted her."
Friend: "Ah, always great to see a new addition to the white table. White knighting for the win!"
Friend: "Ah, always great to see a new addition to the white table. White knighting for the win!"
by Matty Moran the Man May 24, 2012
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When a man comes to a girls rescue on the internet even when she's wrong
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When a man comes to a girls rescue on the internet even when she's wrong
Bob: "Did you hear about that guy who thirstily stood up for girls on the internet?"
Saget: "Yeah, I heard he was caught white knighting those same girls before in real life!"
Saget: "Yeah, I heard he was caught white knighting those same girls before in real life!"
by Credible Quinn September 20, 2019
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While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
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Person 2: Yeah a lot of White Knights are defending her but her intentions are very clear
Person 2: Yeah a lot of White Knights are defending her but her intentions are very clear
by -Flyte May 9, 2021
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