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fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.
"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"
by Mystikan January 1, 2004
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wood wheel

Wood grain covered steering-wheel; wood grain panel
"Ridin slab in my lac seville, working wood wheel"
by aggtown March 31, 2005
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Fifth Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.
“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”
by Crow98 June 11, 2018
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wheelchairtime

When you're so fucking drunk that you can't feel your legs or stand unassisted requiring the aid of a wheel chair.
Steve is so shit faced, get his fucking ass a wheel chair. He can't stand up and I think he shit his pants! Fuck this, get this dude a wheel chair! #wheelchairtime
by Wheelchair time justin November 15, 2013
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Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.
She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.
by Userguy August 26, 2014
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wheelical

A geometrical shape referring to a 3d shape that looks like a wheel
Person 1: what is this shape? (Points at donuts)
Person 2: wheelical
person 1: oh, okay thanks
by mathwizard March 12, 2015
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wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices
I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.
by june t May 14, 2015
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