A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.
Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.
Not to be confused with:
“Wanking” (standard British usage)
“Wanker” (a jerk)
“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)
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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.
Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.
Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.
Not to be confused with:
“Wanking” (standard British usage)
“Wanker” (a jerk)
“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)
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Let me know if you'd like alternate definitions like:
Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.
Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
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