Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.

Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.

by Ohhey83 February 25, 2021

Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.

"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."

by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022

wasabi bitch

a girl on twitter who’s name is a very well kept secret

“hey do you know wasabi bitch?”

“wait is that the same person as, gorgy, angie and swagmaster?”

by [redacted] December 16, 2020

wasabi bitch

the most potato directioner there is, secretly a ziam shipper and has 6000 secret names

“has anyone seen wasabi bitch?”
“oh you mean redacted?”

by [redacted] December 05, 2020

wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.

Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.

by BootyInferno December 08, 2013

Eat the wasabi

This is when you get thrown some serious shade, but just sit there and take it to not cause a scene.

Angela was trashing James but he just Wanted to sit there and eat the wasabi.

by Word_Addict11 October 27, 2015

wasabi fingers

The inflammation of your fingers(sausage like) after having a nice hot and spicy piece of sushi only after dunking the sushi knuckles deep into a luscious mixture of soy sauce and potent wasabi.

You won't be able to text correctly with those wasabi fingers

by Ole faithful July 27, 2015