The Useless Web

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.

I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.

by A complete idiot. April 20, 2021

Web sleuth

People on the internet that think they're Sherlock Holmes but are actually pure fucking cancer.

Web sleuths thought Brian Loundrie was hiding out in his house and his parents were helping him when the dude was dead the whole fucking time.

by K-Dogg1 November 13, 2021

Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008

web shy

Unwillingness to expose one's thoughts, feelings or identity on the web, knowing that doing so means freaknobs from Baton Rouge to Bangladesh will know everything about you.

"Jeez, Paul--you need to get with it! You should create your own web site, post your picture, do some blogging about your beliefs, and generally trumpet yourself and your innermost thoughts via that there Internet."

"You kidding me? I am waaaaaaaay too web shy for any of that!"

by Bigtexxx April 16, 2008

Web Comic

n. A comic that is on the internet and that you can read it and it's funny, but sometimes it's not because it's serious or somtimes it's just stupid.

Sumbuddy: Hey guy, did you read ze web comic toodae? It was all the funny!
Guy: No, I did not read the web comic today, my mom was dying of cancer.

by Ken R. November 22, 2004

Web Glow

When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.

John - Hey dude, did you hang out with that girl Katie from Facebook?

Mike - Yea but I regret it, it was all web glow. She's really only a 4.

by Deagle622 February 5, 2013

Tongue Web

open your mouth, lift your tongue... feel the thing holding ur tongue to ur mouth thats a tingue web. and YES it can be pierced!

Kaylie got her tongue web pierced.. so hot.

by Kaylie! December 28, 2005