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romani wanda maximoff

wanda maximoff is romani and jewish in the marvel comics, but she isn't in the marvel cinematic universe; in fact, they erased all of her romani hertiage and jewishness because both wanda and pietro joined hydra, aka Nazis. elizabeth olsen also played wanda maximoff in the mcu when she isnt romani or jewish. she has also said the g slur multiple times without apologizing.
by romani wanda stan October 5, 2022
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Black Wanda

I hope my babies are watching Bebe Cecies at their grandparents' new house - Kelsey to Black Wanda
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Wanda afton irl

A William afton irl who went off the rails some time ago, and they were genuinely problematic in every way.
“Bro Ur committing a Wanda afton irl”
by On these ppl streets December 26, 2022
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Wanda

Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.
She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.

Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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Yikes on bikes Wanda

OriginallyYikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.
Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️
by Doodies May 2, 2023
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Wacka Wanda

A female woman with a vagina that is much looser than your average wear and tear.
“You don’t want to fuck that chick ese, she’s all Wacka Wanda.”
by Snailblazer November 4, 2023
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wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear
I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.
by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020
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