walmart

A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.
Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 24, 2007
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A place where you can find Jesus
LETS GO TO WALMART AND GET JESUS
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Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising
by Lil Rocket Man July 08, 2019
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A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.
Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.
by BeeInEasy March 27, 2016
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A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's
Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.
by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019
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drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby
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A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store
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