wake n bake

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)

by mandy November 2, 2003

Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(

by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

Wake n' Bake

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.

by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

Wake the fuck Up

GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK

wake the fuck up you twat

by Memelord694201337 April 6, 2017

wake and fry

When you partake of the LSD while, or shortly after, waking up.

- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!

by d3ly51d June 20, 2018

Wackeyy

Someone who is daring and PogChamp

Wackeyy your very pog and so is your cat!

by Todd Howard’s forehead June 5, 2020

Climaxing Wake

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.

"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019