While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
Get the Autistic wanna-be Voldemortmug. Voldemort or Volly or noseless- is a person
(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.
(Vol-da-more) that is how it was actually supposed to be pronounced, but fan pronounce it with the t even though the t is silent.
by HarryPotta! January 13, 2021
Get the Voldemortmug. Voldemort is used to describe some one who's nose is dipped in like a tunnel project that was stopped halfway through.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Damn, that girl looks like fucking Voldemort.
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
by A dead man September 18, 2018
Get the Voldemortmug. A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!
Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!
by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022
Get the The Voldemortmug. A fucking snake man without a nose that shouts funny words to make a wood stick irradiate a green light to kill magic people for the greater evil. People don't say his name out of fright, so the virgins say He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, chads say Voldemort, and Giga Titanium Balls Chads say Tom. He is part of the Harry Potter universe written by J.K. Rowling, goddess of destroying your career using Twitter.
Virgin: "He who must not be named is sure scary bro."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."
Chad: Who? Oh, you're talking about Voldemort."
by The Flying Platypus February 2, 2022
Get the Voldemortmug. You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.
Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018
Get the The Voldemortmug.