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Van Harted

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016
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Van Mug

A fat, white, middle aged, bald British male who drives a van like a c*nt, tend to work in a trade or construction, has right-wing patriotic beliefs, voted brexit, proud of the British empire, has a rough skin texture, and degrades women.
"Look at that van mug cat calling the teenage girl over there"

"Look at that racist van mug, he definitley voted brexit"
by 5’8 81KG tryna bulk!?!? November 16, 2021
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Van Anh

A little awkward,sleep deprived and shy girl with the purest soul that overshares on the internet.
Severely mentally ill but will always take good care of you whenever you are feeling sad or upset.
She is extremely talented and gorgeous yet the most insecure human being ever.
She paints,draws,sews,writes AMAZING and HIGHLY ADVANCED stories in a language that isn‘t even her mother tongue AND she is EXTREMELY SMART.
She is really supportive and accepting AND KINDA FUNNY
Boy1: "I‘ve been feeling quite bummed lately"
Boy2: "Sounds like you need Van Anh in your life"
by Isaccdick June 27, 2021
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van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.
Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.
by bcoops October 15, 2006
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van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
by Old Trevor April 25, 2006
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Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.
by Pats Mom March 7, 2008
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Van Darkholme

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by TashiandBilly July 11, 2011
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