Vine

A guy who will most likely talk to you about nerdy things

Vine: did you know that the sun is made of 42 grams of uranium?
Me: thats not even true what.

by Bladderexplosion1000 August 17, 2024

vine boom

Literally every sound 99% of vines and shitposts make.

Example 1:
"Das why yo shoes raggedy"
"Das why yo mama dead
VINE BOOM
"Dead as hell"

Example 2:
"AYO THE PIZZA HERE"
A person, presumably black, trips down stairs attempting to get the pizza, followed by 3 vine booms.
"AH MY EARS BURN"

by byakuyausesreddit June 6, 2021

Vine Romance

A fake relationship you created for the social media site Vine. Usually, this "relationship" is to help you gain more followers or to make money more money. Usually, two hot yet unemployed people with too much time on their hands looking to make money off their Vine followers.

Curtis Lepore and Jessi Smiles had a typical Vine romance until date rape happened. Should their "romance" on Vine

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

Vine Is Dead

It is very self explanatory. Twitter derailed Vine. Six second creativity has been cut from the world.

"The three late words of 2016 are, Vine Is Dead. That is all."

by Camystery February 21, 2017

Vine telomeres

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.

Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

vine merchant

A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.

"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"

"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"

by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016

vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout

dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny

by Noah Bush January 27, 2015