A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.
I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
by Jorge posada June 10, 2014
by thebatcave? December 10, 2007
The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.
by matthew mcleod April 12, 2006
I ain’t no hollaback girl
by Calbbbbbb March 08, 2018
The act of recieving oral sex from a Canadian person.
The nickname given to a Canadian girl after giving oral sex.
The nickname given to a Canadian girl after giving oral sex.
"That girl's a Vancouver Hoover!"
by Wa suhh dude December 11, 2016
a cool team, that would be contending for the '04 cup right now, but Bertuzzi had to be an asshole and lose his temper; they'll lose in the playoffs w/o him, since Naslund is banged up right now
by PuckYou March 30, 2004
Will had to get a tetanus shot and four stitches on his lip after receiving a Vancouver Hug in his nose area. His trumpet-playing career ended that night.
by Tricycle October 04, 2013