a bitch that can't spell. she put the as in christmas. jk she as flat as my heartbeat. her husband is bruno mars and she has over reactive nerves. she hates the weather and is almost as closeted as a penguin.hoe hoe hoe. merry f-in quanza. no, she ain't beautiful, and no she ain't special. she looks like she's the before in a hamburger helper commercial. she looks like a little german boy. the only commitment she has is for ramen. and her face kind of resembles harry potter. for appearance refer to #dora #potato #vacuumcleaner #toe #cumdumster #grudge
by brendon_urie June 20, 2017
The one dumb bitch from the ESMS wrestling team who weighs 135 in fat but shes like 5'3 tall and looks like a drumstick but without the "drum"
by memois kool October 24, 2019
Valeria is a shy girl but cares about Isaac a lot Isaac is charismatic and loves her to death they care about each other deeply and don’t let anything get in their way they like to cuddle and always be together
Valeria and Isaac are goals
by Xxxlovers March 27, 2018
Valeria is a funny intelligent person.She is a hard working and loves to party hard.She likes to smash with adults and children over 13.She will make you laugh and in class she could be a nerd but she could be a giggle box during class.She will have lots of boyfriends and she will decide who to marry.If you had a boyfriend in 4th grade then you would be lucky becuase you will keep having them to the next level.But Valeria is curios likes to learn different languages and she is caring.she could only spell 1 rumor but only that happens when she is jealous.
by Valeria Ortega July 13, 2018
by holographic trash March 07, 2019
when a freshman or sophmore dates a guy thats way older than her for the attention
a girl way out of your league
the girl next store
a girl way out of your league
the girl next store
dude that 15 year old is totally a dirty valeria shes in a mini skirt and giving a blow job to that 22 year old what a slut
by dudelookatthatwalrus December 08, 2008
The most amazing girl in the world. Valeria Zapata is smart, kind, beautiful, funny, sweet, and super mega cool. She is an angel and the sun shines wherever she goes. Your life is not complete until you meet this girl.
I'm in love with Valeria Zapata
by ilovevz September 24, 2011