cookie uterus

A boyfriend who supplies cookies.

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.

by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

cat uterus

The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.

Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.

by Kat Cuterus April 9, 2016

mighty uterus

the uterus of an independent woman.

Rick: Fuck... Ellen has a mighty uterus.

Steven: I know, dude.

by pussydestroyer27 December 18, 2019

putrid uterus fork

a discord server with FREAKS. besides brooke.

putrid uterus fork discord server can suck my dick.

by xbrookee March 13, 2021

under uterus

a type of intelligence mostly derived from snarky remarks and sarcasm.

Dude, I want your under uterus.

by GoodGirlGolden September 9, 2025

Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die

Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick

by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020

Booterus to the Uterus

The scientific act of yeeting the fetus maker.

Elizabeth: I finally got to give the booterus to the uterus. We were on bad terms.

by anonymous December 17, 2021