<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
by lexographic January 3, 2021
Get the up and upmug. by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
Get the On the up and upmug. Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021
Get the Hook up meet upmug. by Southern Bella February 6, 2020
Get the dressed up messed upmug. Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022
Get the I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw upmug. by Mr. Bootyman April 29, 2025
Get the Upped the upmug. by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
Get the On the up and upmug.