up and up

when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>

by lexographic January 3, 2021

On the up and up

Continuous improvement or success.

His career is definitely on the up and up.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.

😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑

by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

dressed up messed up

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

by Southern Bella February 6, 2020

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

Upped the up

When someone’s raising a pole at chu, but you get yours out first

They tried to slide on him, but he upped the up

by Mr. Bootyman April 29, 2025

On the up and up

honest or legal.

Investigators wanted to ensure that everything we did was on the up and up.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025