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Unicorn

1. Like a virgin!

2. "I wanna ride a unicorn."
by yourghostfriend November 6, 2014
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The Unicorn

You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.
Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!
by PopcornPenisMouseSword January 19, 2023
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unicorns

not magic animals they are life
by killer clown27 December 6, 2017
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Unicornism

"Thee" magical moment....like an epiphany.
I would never believe it myself, but then I had a unicornism.
by SQue75 August 13, 2019
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unicorn

a horse on drugs. come on they puke rainbows and fart glitter who says they're not on drugs?
i am here to ruin childhoods
"my mommy is a unicorn she smells sugar"
by wonderfins February 22, 2019
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Unicorn

"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."
by Pear's Megzo January 11, 2014
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unicorned

When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead
You just got unicorned!!!!
by yay asians October 21, 2011
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