There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?

Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.

1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Understandment

The result of achieving an understanding about an understatement.

And then there's Rectus 9, and trash can man, is a good planet.

It's easier to remember the word Understandment if you remember those definitions.

by timeisflyingprettyfast April 7, 2023

Understand

Do you think I give a fuck if people steal from KwikTrip?

Hym "Oh I DO understand Sarah! I do understand. And I want someone to come in here and steal as much as humanly possible. Because I know, that YOU KNOW... You and EVERYBODY ELSE THAT WORKS THERE that I had my shit stolen and how much are YOU doing to prevent that? Nothing. So what happens when I see somebody with some ramen stuffed in their sweatshirt pouch? Nothing. I let them walk right out with it. It is the EXACT SAME THING you and the rest of these fat, retarded, gas station lifers are doing to me so no I am not filling out a suspicious activity form. I'm not yelling at them. Until I get my money and the credit I deserve for literally creating AI, everything at the KwikTrip on Shawano Avenue in Green Bay Wisconsin might as well be free because that is exactly what you are doing to me every time I show up to work there. And guess what? It HAS already happened. I've already seen people walk out with shit. I've missed items as I rang them up. I just do what you do. So you understand THAT Sarah Process? Do you?"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

love , support , understanding

oum nothing hehehe

We love , support , understanding you hehehe so much

by nilanila July 18, 2022

Gunga Ginga, you'll don't understand...

"Gunga Ginga, you'll don't understand" is used when you're talking about something you know the other person wouldn't understand.

Mike: bro *kisses him on the lips* today is October 26th !!
Joe: what? * pushes him angry *wtf are you doing??

Mike: Gunga Ginga, you'll don't understand...

by ro"dead" November 30, 2019

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018