Twitter-pated

1. completely and totally obsessed with Twitter.
2. constantly checking/updating Twitter

Alanna's completely Twitter-pated. She's always online.

by Iustì September 4, 2009

twitter-pated

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)

"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."

by bbrooks March 10, 2009

twitterpaited

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009

Twiderpated

When someone is completely flustered over something very easily understood, or when they just cant seem to grasp the general concept of why some one is doing what they are doing.

Ie. She was all twiderpated when her friends told her that her hair looked awful.
Ie. "Dude shes like 250 in a bikini, im all twiderpated, how'd she get that thing on?"

by Lilmoejane July 12, 2006

twitterpaited

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

by wicklette January 3, 2011

Twiterpayted

Horny and or Frisky.


Originated from the movie Bambi. The Owl is describing the feeling that the animals get during mating season.

'when my cat gets twiterpayted it moans and sticks it's ass in the air'

by The K & R Project March 1, 2005

Twitterpate

To be overly infatuated with the Social Networking tool Twitter, to the point where you want to have it's @babies

Jim spends so much time updating his tweets he's beginning to Twitterpate.

by JustinMattison January 29, 2009