The act of "chilidogging" a person, and the person eats the feces off their chest and begins to "snowball" with the other person and the other partner then "feltches" the remaining feces on the other persons chest into their anus and then "alabama hotpockets" the person with the feces.
by Campbells June 28, 2006
by Ashaalee May 02, 2010
When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.
"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."
"Wow dude that's great."
by zyxNONYMOUS June 14, 2009
by Twisted Shit June 17, 2006
For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.
by Mewoiz December 09, 2007
A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.
Straight and gay men alike, beware.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.
Straight and gay men alike, beware.
Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate Twister! It looks like they're scissoring!
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."
by moviepyro512 August 17, 2009
When two people get into a 69 position, while standing, and proceed to have sex whilst cartwheeling and staying in that position. For best results, start at the top of a hill or staircase. For an added challenge, try Twister Fucking while on a treadmill.
Yeah I could tell they were drunk as hell when I saw them Twister Fucking down the driveway. It was Nucking Futs!
by Your mom after we tried it. January 07, 2010