turtles

cool, awesome, neat-o

"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"

by Triangle April 17, 2007

turtle

Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.

She put the groceries in the turtle of the car.

by Kathy SE January 13, 2008

Turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.

John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!

by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009

The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017

Turtles

I Like Turtles

I like Turtles

by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019

Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020

Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

by Spring time July 7, 2020