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New England Tumbleweed

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.
Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!
by ZefsDead January 25, 2019
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pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.
It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.
by angates April 21, 2016
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trailer park tumbleweed

It's that tumbleweed of garbage rolling threw your trailer park in the wind. It's made up of random garbage assholes throw out of their car windows , that get blow into your trailer park on the side of the highway. May contain a mixture of: cigarette butts, plastic bags, Taco Bell bags used as a vomit bags, used napkins, empty nips, and random articles of soiled clothing, maybe a dead animal.....you never know what else to expect.
Whoa! Check out that gnarly trailer park tumbleweed blowing across the lawn!
by js333 June 2, 2015
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Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.
Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!
by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018
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Dodge City Tumbleweed

A sexual antic performed involving penetration from the rear, a wad of duct tape hidden in the palm of ones hand and applied to the pubic region under the guise of a reacharound.
So there ya are, riding your little filly from behind. She thinks your're about to perform an act of selflessness by reaching around and giving the magic button a flick or two. Imagine her surprise when you roll a wad of duct tape through the pubic sagebrush, creating the memorable Dodge City Tumbleweed suitable for display in the bunkhouse. Hang on for the ride cowboy! You'll be leavin' Dodge City faster than you rode in!
by mslmnx November 11, 2009
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ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.
by Ryan Anxiety February 7, 2008
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Tumbleweed

When “Rusty” of the Nelson platform tells a joke and tumbleweed from the old west rolls on by at the lack of funniness
Your patter is like tumbleweed
by Northseatiger February 16, 2023
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