tooloo

the act of doing a line of coke then running your ass all around teh dorms naked while people stare out hte windo laughing at you

john is all geeked-up and hes gone and done a tooloo again

by Jordan K February 10, 2005

Toonoot

the coolest guy you'll ever meet , a toonoot is a person who will get you're hot momma into his bed , he is a ladykiller and a true natural born chiller

DUDE , YOU'RE BOY FUCKED YOUR MOM HE DID A TOONOOT

by MOMIA May 19, 2009

Tomeopie

A feminine man, who enjoys lurking in roblox anime games. He spends his days kissing men and begging his poor friend, finehate, to match profile pictures with him.
His discord shenanigans often involve sending anime girl gifs and saying the gayest shit imaginable to his friends.
He's really lonely and sad, so if you see him on Roblox, you should say hi to him!

``Woah, look at that homo!``
``Yeah, that's Tomeopie!
``Who?``
``Oh, just the gayest guy around!``

by finerthanhate July 24, 2023

Toolocracy

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.

Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy

by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010

Tooofer

tuck the dick between the legs and allow girl to give you a blowjob

Last night Brooke gave me a Tooofer.

by Howie Felter Snatch November 3, 2010

Tooloucher

Combination of a tool and douchebag. Usually male.

Weston tried to say he got it in but he doesn't even have condoms, he's a definite tooloucher

by southsideraiders August 13, 2011

toocooldawg

too fucking cool.

"Shit that's toocooldawg"

by thebossisthebossistheboss September 20, 2011