tokyo sandblaster

Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over

Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?

by The Forgotten Hobbit November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act involving blowing uncooked white rice into a partner's anus with a straw.

He's so whipped he even let her give him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by pleezel23 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by brb187 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is where a guy is eating out a woman while "motorboating" her vagina and squints his eyes so he looks Japanese when she looks down at him in pleasure.

My girlfriend LOVES the Tokyo Sandblaster! I gave it to her and her girlfriend last night!

by C-Note Johnson November 16, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act performed by a women on a man involving fecal matter. Only Conan O'Brien knows the details.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo sandblaster.

by BadgerPoison November 13, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

when your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out, jizz in her face and then throw sand at her face, making the sand stick to the jizz

conan o'brien: "can i say tokyo sandblaster?"

by 22 highgate November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of having sex on each of the four bases of a baseball field.

I just got done performing the Tokyo sandblaster on that bitch at Coor's Field.

by vinny88 November 11, 2010