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Your like a brother to me.

FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance."
Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.

Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.

-------Tomorrow--------

Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.

Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.

Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --

Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner

Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?

Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.

Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.

Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)

Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.
by MoneyMoneyBitches. May 3, 2010
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ur like a brother to me

well ur fucked then..

foreal
Me: hey.. ily
crush: sorry but ur like a brother to me
Me: oh.
by pls help i got rejected August 12, 2019
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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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brokeback to the future

An adjective used to describe closet homosexuality.

When one has yet to "come out," he or she is not yet officially gay. Thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. In the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.

Inspired by the internet parody trailer "Brokeback to the Future."
Dude 1: Damn man, last night Jack was crying and shit during Little Mermaid.
Dude 2: Yeah man. He's fuckin' brokeback to the future.
Dude 3: Why the hell were you guys watching Little Mermaid together last night? I think all of you are brokeback to the future.
by arrtee121 July 16, 2008
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Brought Democracy To

Doing horrible on something to the point of failure. Usually reserved for things that are kind of a big deal.
Friend: "I did horrible on that final"
Me: "I know what you mean, I pretty much brought democracy to it."
by Alex U May 21, 2008
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An annoying sibling/brother that is trying to get into your discord account without your consent
You: bro my annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord
Your friend: broo thats fucked up
by Kemist stonks March 7, 2021
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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.
by Sypth September 26, 2006
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