Call Down the Thunder

The act of bringing down impossibly powerful or deadly vengeance upon one who has wronged you or an ally. Sometimes used as a reference to launching nuclear weapons.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to call down the thunder on these commie bastards."

by Dav. August 26, 2007

Thunderblizzard

A rare, yet amazing phenomenon in which a blizzard occurs, yet warm air currents combine with the snowstorm to add thunder and lightning. Probably the most kick-ass form of precipitation around- Chuck Norris is the only one who can cause (or stop) a thunderblizzard. (They also occur mostly in England.)

I got caught in a thunderblizzard while I was walking home from school. That was the first time I saw it snow while lightning zapped me and I caught fire (which is cool because I'm a pyro and I was cold.)

by ThunderBlizzard May 19, 2008

Thunder Thumb

Extreme thumb bruising from intense video gaming.

I got the worst thunder thumb on lap 23 in Nascar thunder 2002.

by bucknastyjoe December 28, 2011

thunder mist

The act of blowing your entire load all over someone with your thumb over the tip, resembling what happens when you put your thumb over a hose.

Example:
John Brown received the thunder mist from five guys.

by Bag o cats March 4, 2014

Thunder personality

Someone who has a great personality but it is overlooked because of their thunderous ASS.

Adam - “Wow Llanya is really nice.”
Danny - “Yeah but I would say she has a thunder personality.”

by Ass eatin Adam December 9, 2019

Redneck Thunder

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.

Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...

by A2endorser December 5, 2014

Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009