hate nap

when you hate someone so much you need to sleep it off; when you're so angry in life you pass out from hate; being angry makes you crave unconsciousness
I was so pissed off that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend, that I took a hate nap.
by realblackpanda April 25, 2011
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Creamy nap

When i get home i gonna take a creamy nap
by KwakuMcNoirSauce January 29, 2019
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nap time

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.
Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?
by ~The Nameless One~ July 15, 2005
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Fat Nap

After taking a short or long nap and waking up feeling refreshed and completely rested
by kissmethruthephon March 07, 2018
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Beer Nap

Its the nap you have after consuming a bit too much beer. Your friends think you've just passed out but you are convinced you just dozed off cause you are a bit tired.
Check out Dan, he has passed out from way too much beer. Nah man, he is just having a beer nap, I had one last time we went out bro.
by DOZMcOZ October 14, 2009
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nap it

to use a napkin
Boy: Mom, there is too much grease on my pizza!

Mom: just nap it up with a napkin...
by Rob and family September 10, 2008
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shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.
"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"
by Bored Accountant January 03, 2008
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