Douche nozzle

DAN TELESE.

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 9, 2017

fob nozzle

A word you use when youre in a Christan Minecraft server and someone is being a dick

Stop taking my diamonds you fob nozzle

by A fa May 5, 2018

nozzle bucket

a bucket like watering can.

hey Clay can u pass the nozzle bucket, i need to wash the floors?

by smigglie March 14, 2011

Vomit nozzle

Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.

Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.

by _ScubaNinja_ March 7, 2018

douche nozzle

A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).

Also;

A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.

Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.

Or;

Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-

by NotADoucheNozzle March 30, 2010