Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Mono

Synonyms to a male figure with a massive third leg under his belly button. Comes from an Indonesian slang word. In Spanish it also means monkey

Your thing is huge like mono’s mate holly crap

by R4chbelut November 22, 2021

Mono

gets high sometimes
better watch your mono or else they're gonna get in trouble

oh no Mono jumped off the table

by Mono is my god December 22, 2020

Ye Ol' Mono

old pissin, is balding from being a server owner filled with like 181+ kids

BRO I SAW YE OL' MONO AND SHE WAS HUNCHED OVER HER DESK WRITING LIKE A MANIAC.

by par-meh-san July 30, 2023

Mono-Chase

A bot that is both Monokuma (Danganronpa mascot) and Chase (a real person). Mono-chase looks like ball Monokuma, but with a picture of Chase's Junko cosplay, and a lesbian flag in the background. Mono-Chase only speaks in emojis, but when he uses letters or words, you must congratulate him,,, or else.

Mono-Chase: anger
everyone else: OMGGG HE SAID HIS ______ WORD!!!!!!!

by AvocadoAlex__ December 22, 2020

mono-etherealism

a condition in which dreams often get confused with reality, as the emotions are stronger in the dreams than in real life and thinking that things which happened in dreams happened in this reality

not to be confused with mock-etherealism, mono-etherealism is different and a condition which should be diagnosed!

by 2ligbrkjnm December 19, 2020

Mono

Mono (or mona for girls) is a Colombian term for people who are blond.

¡Ahí viene el mono! == here comes the blond
Britney Spears, Madonna, and Paris Hilton are all monas

by donttbwingmedownipway April 1, 2017