Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.

j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

by htbjsg June 8, 2010

Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.

Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.

by Freshness November 3, 2006

arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003

jockey box

In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.

Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare wheel retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc. Any and all of these might be found in a jockey box.

by Kritiper August 14, 2010

Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.

After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.

by Matthew_c_s August 4, 2007