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Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017
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bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.
Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off
by Eff security April 5, 2019
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Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.
Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail
by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018
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