Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

Bid

A slang word (from American Hoods) meaning "butt of the joke"

If you don't know how to Joan, You will be the Bid - Janky
Why is that a big deal? - Izzy
Nobody wants to be the Bid 💀 - Janky

by Derp my bomba January 15, 2025

Bid

Another word for “Gun”. Used in Toronto lingo.

Fam, you didn’t bring the bid?

by Da Cronem January 09, 2025

bid

Someone who always gets clowned or made fun of. Usually because they are portrayed as slow.

Jason: *Walks into glass door and falls*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Todd: Jason is so dumb, He's the bid of the team

by maskoffchris June 03, 2022

Bid

Another word for “Gun”. Used in Toronto lingo.

Fam, you didn’t bring the bid?

by Da Cronem January 09, 2025

bid mode

a mindset you have to have to survive a prison term (or bid).

"If you're gonna do a nickel in the state pen, you gotta get in bid mode."

by Rabbit Sam February 18, 2024