five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

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she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

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ballet

the most amazing form of art but don't bother becoming dedicated to it because it will crush your hopes and dreams.

Person: "why did you quit ballet?"
me: "because it destroyed my mental health and made me work so hard for nothing."

by person2468 February 21, 2024

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Ballet

The foundation of all dance itself. It’s the way one puts effort in to make it look effortless..

Person 1: Aww you do ballet? That’s so cute.
Person 2: Can you lift your leg that high?
Person 1: ...I-
Person 2: yeah didn’t think so.

by slamanderthursday June 28, 2021

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The area between a males ball sac and inner thigh, where he can secure currency. A male with a larger ball sac or chubby inner thighs will have greater success securing their currency. Rhymes with WALLET

My friend asked me to buy him a drink, I said sure bro, and pulled a fifty out of my ballet.

by Chopper one October 14, 2021

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