the shoulder stand

Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.

Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"

by Mexican genius July 15, 2015

Glass Shoulder

The shoulder of a person that is made of glass. Particularly one that is prone to dislocation on mild impact with water / other objects.

Jeeezz...Harry's Glass Shoulder shattered when he hit the water! Now its all dislocated and ting.

by digital_rebel September 7, 2011

Mouse Shoulder

Pain in the shoulder from overuse of the mouse while operating a computer.

I have been working on the computer so much that my mouse shoulder is really hurting.

by 00NKB6211289 April 15, 2009

shoulder narrows

The best friggin a capella group in the universe!

Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!

by Liam's Main Skweez April 10, 2005

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

by Sally may I December 14, 2011

Cryogenic Shoulder

The coldest version of the cold shoulder

Joe: Man shes pretty cold
Bill: Ya shes giving me the cryogenic shoulder
Joe: You'll have to set her on fire just to warm her up to ya.

by TMDJ November 12, 2012

Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.

'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."

by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015