You're gonna need a bigger mansion

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.

As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025

forest mansion

A series by Tumblr users Monowott & Fancy Chubby Cat revolving around stories & games from their childhood.

"Forest Mansion is some weird & confusing shit."

by ThatOneAssFace July 11, 2016

Mansion

Björns house in Queensland

Bjorn lived in a mansion and he’s an idiot for not knowing that.

by chumumay May 6, 2021

mansion

me and you probably don't have that.

we dont got mansions

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

madi mansion

the house on campus that has the hottest boys in the world

You're going to the madi mansion tonight? You don't stand a chance! Every other girl from DG is trying to get with them!

by MyPenJustBroke March 14, 2024