One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
by elfstrodamus6 October 18, 2006

Friend:yo who's kobe bryant Me: HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by on fo nem January 31, 2021

by JoseDaGoat445 February 13, 2025

A superstar, legend, family man, father, and husband. He was a special person in all of our hearts and we hated to see him go. The true goat of basketball and the greatest inspiration anyone could ask for. Rest easy Kobe and GiGi
Damn I can’t believe the legend Kobe is gone. Rest easy we love you
Kobe Bryant: a family man and a legend
Kobe Bryant: a family man and a legend
by Frederick Kolias January 28, 2020

A great basketball player that played for the lakers that passed away January 26, 2020
R.I.P. to the legend
R.I.P. to the legend
by ynwpap3rchaser January 29, 2020

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.
Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020
