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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
mugGet the What the hap is fuckeningmug.

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity
by holllllllyu February 3, 2012
mugGet the hippy hapmug.

Hap

Hoe ah please 😒
Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒
by Yummycoco July 7, 2019
mugGet the Hapmug.

hap

The action of hopping out of joy
Person 1: Dude you have 1,000 followers!
Person 2: Wait really? I am go hap now
by Daesi April 4, 2024
mugGet the hapmug.

haps

"finisher farmed"

"bigs haps from will the thrill"
by Esteece March 16, 2024
mugGet the hapsmug.

hap

Lying down and holding hands. They hap.
by SkyborneScout October 9, 2020
mugGet the hapmug.

hap birday skiff

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!
by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020
mugGet the hap birday skiffmug.

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