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Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.
There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.
by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021
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Guinness

I love Guinness, no matter the definition. Lowest in calories. Forget the sugar. Slainte
by Guinness lassie February 27, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.
"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022
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Na-guinness

Corrected
Na-guinness ang di umanong longest caravan ng babyM.
by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022
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sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been
Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.
by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023
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