gaylord

someone who punches someone in the eye during a fight if it’s against rules

youre gaylord

by 💀⚖️ March 7, 2023

Gaylord

A way to pass off uncomfortable displays of affection between two people

"you know I think I love you"
"Christ you're such a Gaylord"

by Mushyman February 27, 2020

Gaylord

It was once said to be the most powerful weapon known to man until Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter came into play. Our Savior Shrek once used this in the death of Hitler. After the rise of the Lord Donald J. Trump Gaylord was forgotten and never to be used again.

Look at this fucking Gaylord.

by Bottletop69 May 29, 2018

gaylord

a person who is the lord of the gays, and also HAS to be gay

“yo that fag is such a gaylord bro, i swear

by DaddyBitchDaddy69 June 3, 2019

Jack Gaylord

1. A person who is overly gay.
2. A person who makes every conversation sexual

Jack Gaylord and Zhen Treefucker are so homoseuxal.

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

Grotesque Gaylord

A gay guy who loves the gayest shit eg. Getting rammed up the ass and getting rods shoved in his dickhole

Ew Marc, you're a Grotesque Gaylord!

by BigFuckingStomach April 20, 2025

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016