S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.
A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.
A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
by mila_punis April 15, 2015

by Elliot Ezekiel December 23, 2018

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011

Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.
Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.
This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.
This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
by New trends 101 April 9, 2011

by AQuaTIIC sans March 3, 2020

by widdlebunny September 21, 2005
