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GOAT

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.
S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
by mila_punis April 15, 2015
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goats

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram
by jet April 4, 2003
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Goat Goat

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented
Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist
by Elliot Ezekiel December 23, 2018
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goat

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011
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Goat

Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh
by New trends 101 April 9, 2011
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goat

An animal that is the polar opposite of the phoenix.
"Hey look, it's a goat, the opposite of a phoenix."
by AQuaTIIC sans March 3, 2020
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goat

hot, tall, men from ireland with killer accents. also known to have a beercan
Yo did you check out the beercan on that goat?
by widdlebunny September 21, 2005
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