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Braxton Wolfe

A guy who is really athletic but does not associate himself with females. Some may think this fellow man is gay but he swears he’s straight
Athlete: I’ve never touched a female before

Guy: dang your a Braxton Wolfe
by Will_ike February 7, 2025
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Braxton

A straight white lying asshole. A guy who will lie about anything just to attract the attention of a female. Someone who only plays guitar for the clout and only knows how to play open chords. Someone with a dick so small that they have to overcompensate with their MASSIVE masculinity complex, and somehow manage to have the world record for lowest self esteem. A Braxton's only motivation to do anything is in the hopes that he will get laid.

synonyms for braxton: bigot, racist, sexist, liar, simp, simp,
Female: Hey what do you do for fun?

Braxton: Oh not much, last week i just got high as fuck with Post Malone and got my dick sucked by Billie Eilish while teaching Ed Sheeran how to play guitar.

Female: oh shut the fuck up braxton!
by Bluepers Gaming YT March 23, 2020
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Braxton

Braxton is perfect in every way. His looks, personality, his words, his style, his smarts, every single thing. You would be extremely lucky to have someone like him in your life. As family, a friend, and especially a lover. Which I have that place! I couldn't ask for anyone better than him. There's not one thing I would change. He's so handsome, his brown hair, his blue green eyes, his cute nose, and more. He has the most outgoing carefree attitude and spirit. He comes off as confident and spantaneous. He's amazing, and fun. He's easy to befriend and fall in love with. He has a charming way with words. His words of affirmation will have you blushing and uplift you. He has a good taste in style, music, games, and more. He may be younger than you, and you may underestimate him, but he is very smart. Street smart, and book smart. Which is very impressive. He's also very skillful, and knows what to do in situations. He also has a wild, freaky side, which he is good at. He is very passionate for what he loves and cares about. His words of affirmation really get to you, in a good way ofcourse. You'll always find yourself missing him and enjoying his company. You'll never forget the specific compliments or things he'd say. It would be such a shame to let go of someone like him. He's perfect. And I'm so lucky to be his, to call him mine, to spoil him, to love him, and be there for him. And same way for him to me. I love him. He's perfect.
"Braxton's girlfriend is so lucky"
by anonymous06906 February 5, 2024
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Braxton

Need a Braxton in my life
by Sauce walka December 24, 2022
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Braxton

Hey i'm Braxton, what's your credit score?
by Lumacious June 21, 2023
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The Braxton

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.
Roberto did the Braxton this morning and I could barely drive to work.
by Torridtalks June 13, 2023
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