"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky January 12, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Bobcat

A retarded kid that always bitches and buys friendship with money or candy. Their name means little bitch.

Man that kid, bobcat is a fag

by Bobcat gary January 7, 2019

Bobcat Pavejob

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.

That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others

by Hck94 April 27, 2025

bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.

If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.

by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018

Bobcat

The male version of a cougar. A older man you would like to fuck. Now a serious bobcat is when the guy is really old but still super hot and you would bang him.

Blonde : hey check out that bobcat at the bar.

Blonde : Tara that guy over there is a serious bobcat.

by Bobcat lover May 7, 2019