take a hike mike

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.
it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.
by fmattos February 16, 2016
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
by wordanista July 05, 2009
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Hiking the appalachian trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.
by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009
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Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).
- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??
by Brocc218 November 07, 2018
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Hike the Appalachian Trail

To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.
I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.
by scexpat June 24, 2009
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Hiking the appalachian trail

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"
by Spartan1986 June 30, 2009
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urban hiking trail

the shopping district of a major city; examples include the Rue du Faubourg St.-Honoré in Paris, Madison Avenue in NYC and Rodeo Drive in Los Angeles.

time spent walking around an urban hiking trail is known as urban hiking
What are your plans for your vacation in Paris?

I'll be going to see all of the regular tourist attractions, and I'm really excited to visit the shops on the urban hiking trails! They're supposed to much bigger than the ones we have.
by (^(oo)^)v September 28, 2010
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