by Simba3636 January 14, 2011

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.
"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."
"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."
by BrickDickTrickle69 May 18, 2013

Music that is created to fill a niche in the market. Named in reference to the great Gameboy Classic, Tetris.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

An act of passion involving numerous Tetris shapes and positions, including but not limited to: The Greased Flagpole, The French Clown, and The Messed up Squirrel, WARNING: NOT FOR AMATEURS!
Jeffrey that was a wonderful round of Body Tetris! Thanks for suprising me with The Messed up Squirrel.
by Spandy April 26, 2005

When your eyes sting and water after staring for a long period of time at an intense game of Tetris without blinking. Can also be used for other non-Tetris activities.
by sophistry1994 March 16, 2011

by WarpedSage December 29, 2014
