cultural cesspool of southern california. Located about an hour east of bako. Populated by bros and sluts exclusively. Abundant in cheap shitty weed and alcohol. Lifted trucks are also a commonality driven by bros (see above).
There is no social scene and high schoolers spend their time getting high off the previously mention cheap weed and having unprotected sex in the back of their lifted trucks (see above). Teen pregnancy is quite high considering the relatively small size of the town.
There is no social scene and high schoolers spend their time getting high off the previously mention cheap weed and having unprotected sex in the back of their lifted trucks (see above). Teen pregnancy is quite high considering the relatively small size of the town.
Person1: hey want to go do something tonight?
Person2: we live in tehachapi...
Person1: I meant do you want to make babies?
Person2: oh yeah sure, i thought you meant do something fun
Person2: we live in tehachapi...
Person1: I meant do you want to make babies?
Person2: oh yeah sure, i thought you meant do something fun
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The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
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Get the tenacious trish mug.Tanha - She’s shy at first but as you get to now her you realise what a peculiar specimen she is and this is when you need to run. Boys beware She’s blind but doesn’t wear glasses so she doesn’t see the problems in her life (toxic amirite) She’s the biggest pussio you’ll ever meet and has to be on call to someone when turning off the lights. She even sleeps with a lamp on. If you are planning to marry Tanha then don’t worry about getting bored cuz she chats for the whole of Bangladesh. She is a very nice and kind hearted girl but her best friend will eat and spit you out if you mistreat her. She is a lanky giant so boys if you ain’t over 6ft don’t bother with this mommy long legs she don’t like dwarfs x
In conclusion if you ever meet a Tanha then don’t let her go cuz after her there is no other fish in the sea to compete
In conclusion if you ever meet a Tanha then don’t let her go cuz after her there is no other fish in the sea to compete
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