tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."

by scubamage November 14, 2006

Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

by ash0ka March 8, 2009

tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.

Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.

by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

Tanised

When a person kills their mount in BDO so they can revive it at another stable, which is both faster and cheaper than the built in transport feature.

Person 1: Hmmm, my Unicorn is in Heidel, but I really need it on another toon in Valencia.
Tanis: You know....there is a way.
Person 1: You're right, if I Tanised my horse in the river I can revive it in Valencia.
Tanis: I AM NOT A VERB!!!

by NotAPhoenixAdvisor July 16, 2023

tante

the area of skin between one's rectum and the vagina and/or scrotum.

Man, you have to put Bill in your porno movie. He's got a nine inch tante!!!

by Don Johnson January 6, 2004

taiten

Amazing heart with a beautiful soul she is the one girl who's always there a hot mama and isn't afraid to stick out

I Think Taitens amazing .

by People speakers December 31, 2016