The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.
I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.
Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
by ZDC2 February 13, 2022
trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma
by Academy Sue September 10, 2020
The caring hug that person gives to a child or fellow adult when they accidently injure that child or adult or when they witness them get hurt in an accident.
When Dave skied down the mountain and crashed into the tree, he was in agony, so I ran up and gave him a trauma hug. hurt hug, accident, injury, trauma, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool July 21, 2015
A term commonly used by angry grown ass adults with blue hair who are still mad at their parents for making them go to Sunday school instead of letting them sleep all day.
by Jayfizzle January 08, 2022
A female EMT or Paramedic (no they are not the same). Usually arrives at the scene of a car crash caused by a drunk idiot.other dumbass. Appears out of a large truck with flashing lights and woo-woo sounds. Generally saves lives in Trauma situations where people were too stupid not to get hurt.
I thought it would be a good idea to see if my gun was loaded by shooting at my brother. Then I had to call the amb-ooooo-lance people and one was a girl...ahem, a trauma queen
by Noname emt June 30, 2011
When you smoke at least 2 blunts of some kush, or good chron, with one person. you will then get blunt trauma
by Chabokz November 27, 2009
by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 01, 2021