A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne August 06, 2008
A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.
Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.
by scarramanga April 06, 2009
The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
by Pelle lives 31 September 03, 2009
1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.
2) THAT'S MY ASS!
2) THAT'S MY ASS!
by spankwise August 27, 2010
The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?
Random usage:
He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.
Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?
Random usage:
He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.
Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
by UrbanPaign May 06, 2011
Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 05, 2013
Noun. The condition found in anyone who likes to dirtytalk during sex, but lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences, making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette's syndrome.
She wanted me to talk dirty to her, but I could only say stuff like, "Cock fuck! Lick Suck! Pussy!!!!" Its not my fault! I have pornstar tourettes, don't expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too.
by LS19 April 18, 2017