An adopted kid that is shit at fortnite and can hit the sickest wip of 2018. And usually has no friends and cries himself to sleep.
Jk.
Jk.
by Yrhfndnxn jeff November 26, 2018
by Kyra From School May 18, 2019
The most amazing boyfriend ever. Sweet, cute, short, and my other half(: I love him. Loveeeee, Carli
I love you Thomas.
by Carli Karissa June 17, 2010
A person who is beautiful, handsome and is an overall sexy man with one secret..........................he has a gigantic penis. This penis has the ability to shatter women's vagina's and to bring down establishments and world order. He possesses the one ring to rule them all and he wears it on his penis. The only way to rid him of this demonic power is to chop his ferocious penis off and throw it into the fires of mordor. He likes plaid and skinny jeans and likes to discuss politics. He is the most brilliant piano player in the world and can play with his penis. Did i mention that he has a huge penis? Overall, Thomas is a great guy and battles everyday with the evil of the One Ring.
by JewHo October 13, 2011
by sir. Thomas c. February 06, 2014
i hate thomas
by I Hate Thomas March 16, 2020