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Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.
Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.
by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023
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Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.
John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!
by Edgar Auden Philbrick March 31, 2023
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The Crimson Pope

The arch-nemesis of Captain Fuck Yes; powerless save for his utter ruthlessness to be a consistent cock-ring in making good times miserable/lame.
Oh shit! I WAS having such a great time until that buzzkill, fucknut, The Crimson Pope, arrived at the cookout. Can we please get Captain Fuck Yes over here?
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The Hood Pope

The Hood Pope -Noun
*(Government name: Kevin J.Odom)

Synonym: None, there is just the Hood Pope

The Hood Pope, sometimes referred by some other Caucasians as his government name of Kevin J. Odom, is a respected veteran of the streets. The Hood Pope seeks to preserve the unity of the residents of said hood and the sanctity of said hood. He achieves this by adhering to a strict moral and ethical code, which includes great attention to the physical and mental welfare of all those in the hood, with disregard to those persons' socioeconomic status or personal ties. The Hood Pope's devotion to said hood is unrivaled and he demands residents for loyalty not to himself, but to their hood. While not a deity or a head of state, the Hood Pope, along with his designees form the Council of the Streets.
The Hood Pope educated me on the streets .

When my dog ate my homework, The Hood Pope taught him the English language, so he could apologize.

When time stood still, The Hood Pope told it to keep it moving.
by Skunkape January 10, 2026
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Pope Mardio The First

The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat
Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.

We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First
by xSiege_T4yLorDxx _the_great_xX December 2, 2021
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Pope Lucas the Flocculent

a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.
Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!
by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007
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